on Fill In The Blank at 20:11 08/21/2009

Big fat lesbian.

on Um, Where's Your Hair?! at 17:21 07/14/2009

Mario. It's too bad your assholishness can't be blamed on a serious medical condition.

on Coldplay Cover Billie Jean at 22:34 07/13/2009

Damn... and Chris Martin had told me that he had written the song all by himself this time.

on Nicolas Cage's Charm?! at 22:30 07/13/2009

You're just jealous because he was in Bangcock Dangerous. Even though you your sorry ass is now famous you can't find anyone to keep you warm at night.

on Stars Without Makeup at 22:22 07/13/2009

She looks awesome. Just because you need to cake your ugly face in makeup to leave the house doesn't mean everyone else has to. I'm sorry she's not fake enough for you. Why don't you leave your critisms to men since you have no clue what an attractive woman is even if she was completely naked trying to go down on you.