on Winehouse: Inflated at 15:16 10/12/2009

Hell, I'm just glad the girl is still alive! By the way, how brilliant is it to write a story about her new boobs and then cover them with some inane comment that isn't funny or meaningful. What a load!

on Simpleton Calls In Doggy Experts! at 17:15 09/16/2009

Perez can be mean because he hates dogs. Oh wait, he's in love with his little pooch, too. If HIS little dog was lost he'd be crying like a baby and making us read about every miserable moment. Guess he's just a total jerk. This is making Jessica look very kind hearted and it's time for the big P to get off this girl's back.

on Ellen Tricks Maniston Into Singing! at 17:11 09/16/2009

What a trooper she is! To be ambushed like that and to sing a few words was very brave. I'm becoming a huge Jen fan simply because she's so cute and nice.

on Tim McGraw Thinks Kanye Needs An Ass Whoopin'! at 17:03 09/16/2009

Why would the Kayne hating stop any time soon?? The guy is a complete jerk, a narcissist and a sociopath who lives in his own little world where he is god. He's not even talented! When will I stop hating on Kayne? Right after I stop hating on Perez the dough boy. Never.

on Just Stay Positive Says Serena at 12:56 09/14/2009

I'm finally tired of letting Serena off the hook. She screws up and then tries to turn on the charm and weasel out of the bad PR. As much as I hate that foot fault call, her reaction was unforgiveable. She was a thug, a bully and someone complete out of control. I think Serena would be a perfect match for that other douche...Kanye. I know he'd like to see Serena with that big purple dildo flopping him over the back of a chair and....well, you get the picture. I think both of them need to go and never come back.