on Chelsea Handler Has No Sympathy! at 10:06 11/06/2009

This photo is so f'n photoshopped, it's pathetic. You all know she has a cheese-cake belly of saggy boobs!

on The Gosselin's Go To Court. Again. at 10:42 10/26/2009

Get off it Maarrriioooo. You're just upset because Jon doesn't like boys! In they way you want.

Kate is hot! But a controlling bitch.

on Shia's Hurting! at 18:43 09/08/2009

"douche it up"? You're a freak-ng idiot. You love to douche your partners ass before plugging HIM!

on Jon Gosselin Continues To Reel In Women, Despite Being A Dipshit at 13:02 09/03/2009

Why do you care how he's reeling in the ladies? It won't teach you anythang...you's after da boys!

More power to him. You're just jealous because you can't have him!

on Bush's Daughter Becomes Today Show Reporter! at 15:46 09/01/2009

You just can't stand for a Bush, now can you? Unless that bush has a little stump sticking out of it!

By the way, you keep slamming Jon Gosselin only because you can't have a piece of him. Admit it!