on R-Patz & Kristen Face The Relationship Question At Comic Con at 20:23 07/23/2009

Why does K-Stew have that disgusting hairdo. Go to a stylist, my god.

on NOT Timberpuss!!!! Which Hollywood Hunk Is The Next To Go Green? at 18:55 07/10/2009

Ryan..the more movies he's in, the better. Plus he's brilliant!

on John Mayer Honored To Have Honored MJ at 01:44 07/09/2009

About time you posted something about John Mayer that didn't talk about him in a negative way. He's amazing and was extremely appreciative of being PERSONALLY invited to perform. I thought it was great that he only played the guitar, I thought it was extremely respectful towards MJ's memory. And, anyone that says his guitar playing is mediocre has obviously never heard him play EVER because he is one of the best guitarists around today. Love you John.

on Happy Canada Day!!!!!!!!! at 12:34 07/01/2009

Dear Canada,
Thank you for producing Ryan Reynolds and all his sexiness. That is all.

on John Mayer Bores The Hell Out Of His Papa at 19:15 06/22/2009

I think you're just upset because John's tweets about you were so damn funny!!