on Miley's Little Sister Loves Stripper Boots at 19:15 10/26/2009

OMG, what in the HELL is wrong with her face!?!? Is that part of a costume? Is she SUPPOSE to look like that?!?! She's heinous!!

on Britney And Her Boys Go To The Movies! at 14:52 10/25/2009

Good Lord! That kid is WAY too old to be sucking on a pacifier!!

on When Celebs Attacks Paps With Their Cars! at 12:19 10/12/2009

Why should anyone but the pappo be responsible? You don't go near a moving car. How do we know he didn't get tripped up by some other pappo and fall and was accidentally run over? If they all stayed a safe distance away from moving vehicles this type of thing wouldn't happen. Let this be a lesson for all of the papparazi, STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM MOVING VEHICLES!

on Annie Leibovitz Is Getting Sued...AGAIN! at 19:36 09/08/2009

When I was in Rome and Venice I took pictures of both the Trevi Fountain and the Plaza San Marco. Christ, am I going to get sued, too?!?!

on The Twins Called Kate! Kate Called The Cops! We Call No Custody For Jon Gosselin! at 21:33 08/19/2009

How do we know that Kate didn't tell the twins to call her if he touched any woman? I wouldn't put it past her to be trash-talking him non-stop in front of the kids and telling them that any thing he does is bad.