on Green Day Is Back! at 17:44 03/26/2009

They didn't break up, though. In fact they released an album like two years ago, under a different name. I am excited for this, though.

on Asslee Is Pissed! at 14:51 12/23/2008

Dear Perez: Get your facts straight. The last thing Pete would be right now is drunk, unless Ryan was there. Which he was not. Also, Ash isn't a moron and knows that it's pretty much impossible to one up Pete when it comes to sex scandals. Also, Pete wouldn't make a serious comment when it comes to women doing laundry. and FINALLY, "I Slept With Someone In Fall Out Boy And All I Got Was This Stupid Song Written About Me" is A SONG TITLE. The entire speech was leading up to that.

on How Do We Say This Delicately??? at 16:50 10/14/2008 as a reply on the comment by pamalina

YOU'RE A FUCKUING RETARD IT'S TOKYO PLICE CLUB OPENING FOR WEEZER. ohmiGod.

on Hitting The Stump at 17:28 09/12/2008

My heart; it haz burst. Patrick, i♥u.