on Separated At Birth at 14:52 04/02/2009 as a reply on the comment by JigSaw

you need to get a life.

on John Mayer Finally Admits He Made Out With Perez!!!!! at 13:05 04/01/2009

perez, ever hear of sarcasm?
that's what that was.
ever notice how john mayer loves to fuck with the public, that's what this was.
stand up routines aren't usually true, idiot.

on Vintage GaGa! at 13:01 04/01/2009

she is so much prettier like this! and i no longer want to punch her.

on Kate Moss For Top Shop at 12:57 04/01/2009

she has the best style out there, and everyone in london loves her line, it sold out!
perez, what do you know about england? they don't like fat or stupid people in london.

on Whitney Port Can't Stand Twilight! at 01:27 04/01/2009

no one from the hills should even be ALLOWED an opinion