on 4 Dead, 2 Injured - Travis Barker & DJ A.M. Hurt But Survive Fatal Plane Crash at 09:10 09/20/2008

Don't be grateful they were the only two who survived.
For shame.

on Poor Kitty at 21:26 09/12/2008

Perez, it's half-past time to get your high school-equivalent degree.
Frogs have lungs, tadpoles have gills.

Stay in school, kids!

on G is for Gay at 19:44 09/10/2008

Anderson Cooper
G- g- gay as a blade, but cute as a button, and what a g- g- good sport.
Yay A.!

on Quote Of The Day at 16:56 08/17/2008

Not 'a little southing', but 'SOOTHING', mang!

on Newly Inked! at 23:27 08/14/2008

So Perez can't read Spanish or write English or understand Grade 8 science . . . now he needs to hire *3* people for one blog.