on Madonna Gets Reacquainted With Jesus! at 18:01 02/01/2009

I'd be "ON IT" too if I were her!!!!!!!!!!!!

on Katy Perry and Travis McCoy Call it Quits at 19:10 01/02/2009

Thanks for the reveal of the "NOT SO BLIND ITEM" from the other day. He looks like a druggie - he must be missing Pete doing all the drugs with him and he's trying to make up for it by doing them all himself. Good Riddence - not a couple that looked good together anyway. Don't blog about your relationship dude - very tacky.

on If You Are Easily Offended..... at 18:56 01/02/2009

He looks like he is bored as hell...like how'd I get here...and how do I get away...

on It's The Cover Du Jour at 13:00 12/28/2008

That was pretty funny! The tambourine on his foot cracked me up along with the beer bottles and accordion! Great! They just needed a jug to blow into and an old washboard and some spoons to play and it would be complete -HEE HAW!

on Santa's Little Helper! at 15:18 12/22/2008

He's telling those smelly paps to quit stinking up his yard and that Santa is going to bring them lumps of coal for scaring the crap out of little kids..and oh yeah, I'm going to back this suv into your stupid asses...