on Listen To This: They Only Love You When You're 17, When You're 21 - You're No Fun! at 14:03 04/01/2009

One word: headbands.

Next!

Oh, and this is not a cover of the Ladytron track, kids.

on GaGa Fans Are The Most Creative! at 16:23 03/30/2009

Ah, yes. "Fashion." The song that was a Heidi Montag cast-off.

Still terrible, even with a cheese-ass homemade video.

on Trend Setter? at 16:13 03/30/2009

Those glasses fucking rule.

on Celebrity Smokers at 17:41 03/27/2009

Wow. Welcome to the United States of Mind Your Own Fucking Business.

on Completely Gratuitous at 17:25 03/27/2009

Ha! Worth enduring 46 seconds of the Killers (good lord, they're just laughably bad anymore) to see Sia Furler looking exquisitely bored and sucking a lolly.