on What The Fug, Pete Wentz? at 13:53 11/07/2009 as a reply on the comment by StehPhehNee

that's what i'm saying. and hickeys get covered by ugly scarves. lame!!

on Your Daily R-Patz at 12:07 07/01/2009

ewww, he looks dirty, greasy, grubby and gross... whats wrong with this guy? he's hawt, but who would get close enough to smell his sack? i'm sure he hasn't showered in weeks... isn't that a sign of drug abuse? you stop taking care of yourself? damn, and you know, they say you get a lot higher if you're dirty, cause the heroin escapes through your pores. if they're clogged, none can escape. hehehe, jk... but for reals, didn't you see rush? that's the line they used... lol

on LezLo And Sam Reconciling? at 12:45 05/07/2009

why does sam's family have any say so in this? my family told me for years that my husband was a loser and would never amount to anything. but they were wrong and he's the sweetest, best husband in the world. if i would have listened to my family, i wouldn't have the partner i have. family needs to stay out of relationships... no one knows unless they're there.

on Fill In The Blank at 11:16 04/25/2009

it looks like spencer is selling heidi's hand in marriage to .gov. lol

on Teaching Girls How To Masturbate (On Camera) at 23:17 02/20/2009

hilarious... that sounds just about right.