on Goodbye, Girls! at 05:11 08/28/2008

Well, not to mention the entire plot of House Bunny would be way too ironic than it was meant to be... And let's face it, real irony was not exactly a focal point to the movie... Wait, what?

on Hot or Not??? at 05:06 08/28/2008

You know what? I think that just the fact that he is CLEARLY one of the GAYEST men in America and holding a "sexy piece'o'pie" is just SO fun and entertaining that I would totally watch Gossip Girl to see how they dodge his homosexuality this season. His very FIERCE homosexuality is one of the reasons I started watching: I was convinced he would be a gay character because... Um... Helloo..? He's the homo-ist looking guy on-set. So good for Gossip Girl for getting a pie into a gay man's hands. I will totally watch!!

on This Is Too Easy at 04:56 08/28/2008

" Oh my goodness, Spencer, should I go a little bit bigger because I fell like bigger is going to get more covers?" Whatever, I am over the Hills and especially over the wannabe talent coming from the sadly overrated and oversaturated girls of the show... Remember when we first started watching and Lauren had so much hope in the fashion industry? Pretty soon NO ONE is going to want to have anything to do with her! A fake reality celebrity is a worse risk than an actual reality risk.

on Daddy Died Happy at 04:47 08/28/2008

She NEEDS to go on Oprah and hopefully someone in the audience will jump up and yell "what the hell is wrong with you?!?!" This whole thing is like Meet the Fockers brought to life. Except the dad dies... While humping the sex-crazed, carefree-hippy-momma... And now she wants us to read about it..? Put her in an old people's home already!

on NBC Apologizes for Mitcham Snub at 04:36 08/28/2008

Oh, please!! Who didn't know he was by the time the gay gasp came out of his mouth when he received his final score?!?! Like we needed to be told the guy was twirlier than a party dress!! I think that we should be glad they didn't run a story about how difficult and dangerous it is to be gay and out in an olympic sport. At least just showing his reaction and not making a huge deal out of the fact that he is gay can inspire a youth to just go out there and live his/her dream... Besides that was a HUGE upset and they mostly just ran stories on the hopeful gold medalists during the preliminaries and semi-finals, no real stories were shared in the finals. And did anyone talk about the fact that one of the U.S.'s male divers was quite obviously an inspiring homo?