on Paris Jackson Cuts Locks! Security Bags It Up! at 19:25 09/01/2009

You can't get DNA from cut hair anyway. DNA is only stored in the root of the hair, and not all roots that fall out/are pulled out are perfect enough to provide a good sample for testing.

on Sorry, Ladies! at 13:15 05/07/2009

Newborns can't wear sunscreen.

on Even More Violence At Chuck E. Cheese! at 22:08 03/17/2009

Actually- Chuck E Cheese's sells alcohol... Beer and wine. I used to work at Chuck E Cheese's... You would be surprised at all the crazy things that parents do! And the kids... We had to kick people out on a regular basis.