on In Case You Missed It... at 07:54 04/21/2009

i'd actually forgotten that you can be an alright person perez. nice one.

on SIGHting at 20:57 04/03/2009

perez,
stop being such a douche.
sincerely,
vtsyid.

on Perez Hilton's 31st Birthday Bash at 01:27 03/31/2009

were you wearing a black kilt?

on Faboosh! at 21:00 03/28/2009

oh, come on perez! faboosh AND ferosh in the one story?
not going to catch on.
bail.

on Listen To This: No, No, No! at 21:12 03/24/2009

butchered.