on Michael Jackson's Hometown Wants To Bury Him There, Have Him Lie in State at 00:00 07/01/2009

Yikes! Gary, Indiana is otherwise known as "the armpit of America." Like the rest of us hicktown midwesterners, MJ left that cess pool FAR behind and went on to bigger and better worlds.

He would probably rather rot in hell than be buried in Gary, Indiana.