on Beyowulf Can't Keep Her Mouth Shut, Reveals Obama "First Song" at 16:08 01/18/2009

I cannot stand that ho. Let's just hope she wears something that actually fits her for a change. She's getting to be as bad as Mariah for looking like a cougar.

on S-T-U-N-N-I-N-G at 03:10 01/12/2009

Really? I'm going to slather black eyeliner around my eyes and hit the bronzer hard so I can look fierce, too!

No, no. no.

on We Got The Cover!!!! at 01:32 11/25/2008

...and congrats to Perez for being almost as big of a ho for Spencer as Heidi is!!!

on Heidi's Wedding Vows at 01:29 11/25/2008

I fixed it...

"From the moment I met you, I knew I would never meet anyone who could reinforce my lack of self-esteem the way you do. I knew that I would give up everything good and positive in my life-- my friends, my family, my looks-- to be your little yes-woman. I hope and pray that for the rest of our lives you will continue to treat me and all of the people I love like utter crap. Because that is what I think I deserve. I love you BB!!"

omg what a twit.