on Octo-Mom Open To Having More Kids! at 21:37 11/24/2009

I'm sure she's had plastic surgery, but boy it turned out well. Nadya, you look awesome!

on No Miley, Not Everyone Knows Who You Are at 21:21 11/24/2009

I'd bet that my parents and all of their friends have never heard of Miley Cyrus. Maybe the fast food worker is older and doesn't listen to shitty pop music or watch children's TV shows. I've heard of Miley only because I read tabloids, but I've never seen her on TV and I can't name any song she sings.

on Sperminated Again? at 23:19 11/23/2009

I think she's preggers. I saw a picture of her recently and I thought her boobs looked so huge she must have gotten implants. Now the huge boobs would make sense if she was pregnant.

on Wino's Got Leaky Tits! at 21:37 11/19/2009

What if she had a leaky heart valve? Dad points to his chest and says she has a leaky something, that might make sense.

on Fried Fish Eaten Alive! at 21:56 11/18/2009 as a reply on the comment by smartwater

But when I search youtube for "dead fish moving", there's a ton of videos of VERY dead fish moving. One has been gutted and has no head but the guy pokes it with a knife and it flops around like crazy. Look at some videos and see if they change your mind. I'm confident that the fish is dead and just doing what dead fish do. And I'm pretty sure it's been gutted as well, it looks like there's a slice line up it's belly.