on The Wifey's Home! at 19:03 08/25/2009

So unoriginal. That's just a bad Marilyn (not sure if I mean Monroe or Manson) meets Madonna meets the Beckham Bint tribute. And no amount of (trowelled on) shading is going to do a thing about that nose – which is also just a poor copy of another’s, in this case, a tapir’s fleshy prehensile snout.

on Wino's Return To The Stage! at 23:57 08/23/2009

Nothing about Lady BawBag's unprofessionalism or her being booed? 20 mins late for her set then has the nerve to complain when the stage manager makes her give way 5 mins after she was due to finish so the next act can get on at their correct time. Apparently, it was his fault and "disrespect for music" that denied the crowd the chance to see the Poker Face performance "they deserved" - judging by the boos and whistles, they obviously thought they deserved far better!

on Quote Of The Day at 23:10 08/21/2009

No one in Britain thinks she's a big deal and no one wants her back. She's like the rounders, sorry, baseball of people - something Americans make a big deal of, but the rest of us treat as something we left behind on a rainy junior school afternoon.

on Lily Allen Admits She's An Idiot! at 12:28 08/15/2009

Oooh, someone made a mistake! At least she realised it and didn't just keep plodding on, unlike Perez and his embarrassing attempts to discredit Lily due to his adolescent infatuation with the far far less talented, respected, successful, beautiful and stylish Lady BawBags.

on Lady GaGa To Rock The MTV VMAs! at 21:01 08/12/2009

Is she going to flash what she flashed at Glastonbury? (See The Sun and youtube)