on Still Single! at 18:39 06/27/2009

Oh God, who the fuck cares? Jennifer Aniston was never interesting. Jennifer Aniston is not interesting. Jennifer Aniston will never be interesting.

NOBODY CARES ABOUT THE TRAFFIC THROUGH HER VAGINA.

on Jackson's Live-In Doctor: "I Am NOT Responsible!" at 18:38 06/27/2009

It's happening, it's happening: Titillating tabloid fodder about who's to blame and, very soon, exposes claiming to detail just how badly MJ has sunk in his prescription drug addiction. And to think, MJ is not even in the ground yet.

on Quote of the Day at 14:27 06/27/2009

So true. The circus is going to happen within 20 seconds after Michael Jackson is buried in the ground. It's going to be disgusting and neverending. The gossip, the sensationalism, the innuendos, the mythology. It will be like when Elvis died.