on Just A Typical Night Out With The Wifey at 03:57 11/16/2009

Perez, please tell me what that thing is coming out of your sleeve! It looks like you fisted Gaga's snatch and now your hand is severly infected. And has Gags ever heard of natural beauty? Shit, I look way better than her when I havent showered in a few days, with no make up, my hair in a ponytail and wearing jogging pants running around after 3 kids and being 5 months pregnant. I bet she is just absolutely hideous au natural if that's the best she can come up with after trying so fucking hard hard to look good! Damn girl that must really suck. Well, I guess money can't buy everything after all.

on It's Crunch Time! at 10:13 11/13/2009

Who the fuck would dress their kid up like that for Halloween? (pic#2) It's pretty scary actually......poor kid. It sounds like you have a really luxurious life Perez, didn't realize you were away somewhere and it must be nice to have time to work out 6 days a week. Oh and thanks for mentioning that you're going for a massage tonight, that's just lovely like who gives a fuck? It must be so nice to have your life. I wonder who writes your blog while your travelling the world and going out all the time????

on Has It Really Come To This, Feminem??? at 12:00 11/10/2009

Fuck you Perez. You can say whatever you want, it doesn't change the fact that Eminem is a fucking genius. He doesn't even have to try, he just is and doesn't need to prove to anyone much less you that he can do anything he wants, and kill it everytime. Not that Eminem would give 2 shirs about your opinion, but you better watch your back..... Detriot What!!!!!

on Just Dance!!!! at 09:47 11/06/2009

A lot of them dressed up as Lady Gaga were better than your costume Perez! Well, they did have an advantage being women, but I think considering you had a make up artist, stylist, and had a dress custom made for you, I was dissapointed in your Lady Gaga! I would have rocked that costume and the most fun part for me would have been the crazy make-up I would have done. Also, some of those girls should not be wearing the body suit with no pants. Sorry ladies but no, just no!

on A Very GaGa Halloween at 21:43 11/01/2009

Nice try Perez. Considering you had the dress custom made for you, you had a huge advantage. I could have rocked a Lady Gaga costume way better than that but I'm a woman, I already got the blond hair, and years of experience applying make-up but then again, you didn't do that yourself either. Whoever your make- up artist was they did a horrible job. I would have done a dramatic silver/black eyeshadow and maybe a lightning bolt on your face. That make-up was just really plain. Also, the wig should have been longer, and I would have added some gloves to cover up those manly hands. The way you did it just made you look like a really bad tranny.