on A New Statement from Perez Hilton at 21:11 06/23/2009

by the way, it didn't take long to go from sassy to shithead now, did it? LOLOLOLOL

on A New Statement from Perez Hilton at 21:10 06/23/2009

Yeah yeah yeah. man up and let it go. You got smacked. live with it. you smack people every day with your pen. Words can hurt longer than physical blows. You don't remember stuff that happened to you when you were a little boy? Yes you do. Do you still have a handprint from being spanked when you were a little boy? No you don't. Grow up. and, goodbye. I'm outta here.

on The Jonas Bros Pimp Their New Album at 19:50 06/17/2009

Dumbasses shoulda went to a local record store instead of effing WALMART who is the curse of the small businessman. Dumbasses. Or wait, did they go there to find an available trailer trash slut?

on LiLo Crashes @ saMAN's House at 21:23 06/10/2009

la lohan crackhead probably put the ring there and tweeted about it to try to force samantha's hand. she musta forgot samantha is probably a top, and aint taking that shit from anyone....

on Drunk Driving 101 with An Idol Finalist at 15:40 06/03/2009

Don't throw stones, you former fatty.