on Mikey's Back! Jackson's FIFTY Shows All Sold Out Within Hours!!!! at 16:05 03/13/2009

I wouldn't pay a dime to see that kiddy diddling freak, unless it was to watch him be castrated.

on Zacquisha Gets Dirty!!!! at 16:01 03/13/2009

You're never gonna get either one, Perez, so how about just give it the fuck up?

on Jessica Simpson Continues to Expand at 12:57 02/12/2009

You're an asshole, Perez. Have you looked in a mirror lately? Not only are you fat (still!) but you're ugly too. Get a life. You're a celebrity wannabe with no talent and you can't even fucking spell. Get over yourself.

on How Do We Say This Delicately??? at 19:32 11/03/2008

If she's plump, then I'm obese, and Perez is a beached fucking whale.

on Catherine Zeta Jones to Walk Like an Egyptian in 3D at 23:09 10/25/2008

I do think Catherine is beautiful, but Cleopatra was supposed to have been ugly, with a hooked nose. Why do they always want hot women to play her? I guess cuz people dont pay to see ugly women in movies.