on HOT Preview Of Levi In Playgirl at 11:22 11/18/2009

Yea, we'd let him brush the sand off our butts, not just once either. Get your butt to Florida dude, we'll teach you to surf.

on The Sexiest Man Alive Is... at 11:09 11/18/2009

Johnny Depp is the hottezt man alive and the only guy that even comes close to him is Eric on True Blood.

on Letterman Took Mistress On A Family Vaycay! at 13:27 10/10/2009

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on Cover Of The Week at 11:08 10/01/2009

If she wants to be phat, then let her.

on Khloe's Wedding Was Real, Says Kim! at 11:01 10/01/2009

Her ugly butt will never look as good as ours. HAHA