on Japanese Pop Star In A Pineapple Costume Gets Robbed! at 19:57 04/06/2009

I didn't have anything to do with it

on Brit Brit & K-Fed 2.0 at 14:32 04/03/2009

That is so corny.

on Beth Ditto Works It! at 20:09 03/11/2009

She's a luxurious corn-fed beauty. Soft. Warm. The anchor tat, not so much.

on Jade Goody Going Blind, Pleads To Spend Final Moments At Home at 12:42 03/10/2009

If she doesn't have her eyes at least she has her ears. Where I come from we're all about ears.

on Why Are People Still Supporting This Monster? at 10:11 03/08/2009

This is kind of corny, but if you line all the hip hoppers up and make them sing and dance (formerly called shucking and jiving) you wouldn't be able to tell Chris Brown from the rest of them. They all look alike.